You Might Be a Nerd If...

We were on our way home when the conversation turned to geeks and nerds.

L: I do not know many people I would consider geeks.
C: That's because you are one.
L: Hey... I may be a geek, but at least I am not a nerd.
C: Yes, you are, honey.
L: No, I'm not!
C: You are too!
L: No, I'm not!
C: OK... what has been your favorite topic recently?
L: ...Science... fiction?
C: Well, you got the science part right. What kind of science?
L: Um... Astronomy?
C: And...?
L: ...quantum mechanics?
C: I rest my case.
L: ...
C: And I love you.
L: ...OK, I'm a nerd.